Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!
The only times I’ve really mentioned politics here lately is to rag on Romney. But, come on, this guy gives great material. I can’t make up shit like this.
The following is a masterpiece of brilliance. I bring you part of a post from Pandagon (Quote of the day: camp Romney on how he’ll stop the Homosexual Agenda), written by Pam Spaulding.
Homosexual Agenda #1
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM (Here’s the really important part)
1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of “homo breeding gulags” where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed
I know – I should have told you to put on some Depends before that. I’m telling you, when this man is out of the race, we’ll have a lot less comedic material.