Pinky: What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

pinkyandthebrain-1.gifBrain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!

Pinky: Fabulous!

The only times I’ve really mentioned politics here lately is to rag on Romney. But, come on, this guy gives great material. I can’t make up shit like this.

The following is a masterpiece of brilliance. I bring you part of a post from Pandagon (Quote of the day: camp Romney on how he’ll stop the Homosexual Agenda), written by Pam Spaulding.

Homosexual Agenda #1

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM (Here’s the really important part)

1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of “homo breeding gulags” where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed

I know – I should have told you to put on some Depends before that. I’m telling you, when this man is out of the race, we’ll have a lot less comedic material.

4 thoughts on “Pinky: What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

  1. I wish one of these anti-gay groups would provide me a copy of the “gay agenda” because I’ve been a practicing experienced homosexual for over 20-years, and I have yet to see it. I suspect that it says something like “equal rights” not “special rights.”

    By the way, they forgot the part about burning incense and praying at one’s shrine to Madonna or Kylie. That’s very important!

  2. LOL I was hoping you’d weigh in on this Jef. I was laughing so hard I could hardly type this post. As if everyone who is gay sits around thinking of how to take over the world. Ri-god-damned-diculous! Did you go to Pandagon and see the clip? Too funny!

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