Sex…Mmmmmeme

From Mark

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes…many times.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Oh Yeah!

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Sure. Things like falling off the bed, getting your hair caught, bodily fluids going awry, queefs, etc. are all funny.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? During, no. After, most certainly.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? It depends. I’d say yes a majority of the time though.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Without a doubt!

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Ooh, I like lots of talk. The dirtier the better.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes. I’ve sweated through an HIV testing phase and then was far more careful.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Do I have to answer this? Um, okay…yes.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? One with the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in my life. The sex was terribly ordinary, though. So, it was a disappointment.

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yeah. That’s pretty hot, actually.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Yes.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? …and gotten stuck up inside me. Yes!

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? I can’t think of any, if you can believe that.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 17. I was in love and it was time. Unfortunately, he was so small that I actually had to ask if he was in. You know you’re small when a virgin asks that question.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Aside from Joe?…Jeremy Piven.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Not even remotely.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? I’ve been feeling a bit horny today.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? More than 25…let’s just leave it at that.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? It depends on what kind of car. Generally speaking, yes.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? LOL What do you think?

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Almost, but couldn’t.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? A few, actually.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Toys very, very good.

27. LINGERIE. Sometimes.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Yes, then proceeded to live with him. Bad idea!

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX? Train tracks, outside apartment stairs, gulf of mexico, hot tub(s), forest preserve, in a tent while camping, waterbeds, every room in a typical house, apartment pool(s), in a car, next to my car when it broke down once (while waiting for the tow truck), that’s all I can think of right now.

Bonus: If two people, who are married to others, find themselves alone together and both masturbate but there is never any physical contact, is it cheating? I’ve never heard of this happening to anyone I know, so I don’t really consider this a realistic scenario. However, for the sake of argument, no, I don’t think this is cheating. That’s assuming that they are both just “doing their thing” and not talking dirty to each other or looking deeply into each others eyes or really want there to be sex instead of masturbation. It’s really the thoughts of the people involved that would make it cheating or not.

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4 thoughts on “Sex…Mmmmmeme

  1. 12. No details forthcoming (pun intended)?

    Just because I refused doesn’t mean you have to. Of course, we could e-mail easch other. You go first!

    LOL

    17. LMFAO

    18. You mean it’s not ME??? (Ducking and running…)

    21. I think you have me beat (but not by much).

    I was surprised that no one else wantewd to do this. I thought we were so NOT repressed anymore.

  2. I laughed my way through this entire entry. I admire your courage in sharing this. I guess I’m too repressed, because I wouldn’t have the guts to write it out, let alone blog-post it. Good on ya!

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