World’s Best Bumper Stickers

So, I was at Mark’s site and he wrote a post about an interesting bumper sticker. I’m sure he’s trying to find the perfect sticker to go on his new truck. Anyway, when I went to the site that he referenced, I started looking around and found some fabulous stickers I may have to buy. For instance…

Partnership
for an Idiot Free
America

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Tact is for People
who aren’t Witty enough
to be Sarcastic

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I may be fat,
but you’re ugly,
and I can diet

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PISSING OFF THE WHOLE PLANET
one person at a time
(I think this may be a winner for Mark…love ya)

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What happened?
Did you wish for a big dick
and become one instead?

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I live in my own little world
but it’s okay
Everyone knows me here

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CHAOS – PANIC – FEAR
My Work Here Is Done

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I will not obsess…
I will not obsess…
I will not obsess…

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This is what’s on my car right now.

Does anyone else have some good ones???

7 thoughts on “World’s Best Bumper Stickers

  1. I really like both of those.

    The whole ribbon thing makes me crazy. People driving these huge SUVs, guzzling gas and having those bumper stickers. Please!

    Allan, I’m surprised you commented…you know…with Ali in and all. I hope you have a splendid time together this holiday season.

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