Aug 22 2004

donkey bong

Published by Linda at 10:35 am under Blog

UPDATE AND BUMP: I get so many google searches for this that I thought I would headline it for the weekend and give Joe some more attention. I love you, man! Please take a look at his cartoons. Joe Momma is probably my fave, but Donkey Bong is right after that.

P.S. This Joe is not my Joe. :)
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Donkey Bong is what Joe has named his new cartoon. Here’s what he has to say about it:

i give unto you a new cartoon. you should know that this one is particularly disturbing. it is contemptible naked indecency with just a pinch of disgusting. hide the women and children. for they need know not, this vile, violent absurdity.

Enjoy! I know I did. But, I’m a fan.

UPDATE: By commenter request (so he could sing along), I am including the words to the song sung in Donkey Bong, to the melody of Sound of Silence, by Paul Simon.

Hello darkness my old friend
It sucks to be with you again
Donkey colon just ain’t where it’s at
Nor is the rectum of a Siamese cat
All this ass, is making me super ill
It ain’t no thrill
I got more to say
So stay tuned

You know I fucked your mother twice
And everyone knows that ain’t nice
But it’s ‘cause I was feeling bad
You should be thankful I didn’t fuck your dad
And if this keeps up
Then you know that I will
I will kill
Everything inside

I know that that was wrong of me
To sing a song that’s so filthy
But you should try on my shoes
I swear to God that you’d be drinking booze
‘Cause good lord knows that there ain’t enough weed
To fill that need
So fuck off
You hamster fuckers

20 Responses to “donkey bong”

  1. # Answer-Seeking Galon 17 Jun 2004 at 6:41 am

    Hi Linda! I wrote a little something for you on my blog. A heartfelt Thank You!

  2. # Mikeon 23 Jun 2004 at 2:02 pm

    can anyone post the lyrics for the song that gerbil sings in the donkey colon? I want to sing along but all I can figure out is the first line.

  3. # micheleon 23 Jun 2004 at 7:11 pm

    That was….beautiful. Simply beautiful.

  4. # Lindaon 25 Jun 2004 at 11:29 pm

    It’s so hard to tell when you’re being facetious, Michele. :) But, if you truly liked it, which would indicate a fondness for warped humor, you should check out retarded animal babies. Number 5 is my fave!

  5. # micheleon 28 Jun 2004 at 6:37 am

    (Three days later)

    Warped Humor is my middle name.

    Really.

  6. # Allanon 21 Aug 2004 at 11:08 am

    “Pass Kentucky on the left hand side.”

    Heh.

  7. # Lindaon 21 Aug 2004 at 11:11 am

    ROFLMAO…Isn’t that hysterical, Allan?

  8. # Gurustuon 21 Aug 2004 at 11:58 am

    Thanks for your recent comments on my blog. Your words of wisdom planted the seeds for my latest article.

    You’re the bestest!

  9. # Dwilbyon 07 Sep 2004 at 10:53 pm

    That was so freakin’ funny!!! Too bad there ain’t more. Oh, well.

  10. # Jon the gay environmentaliston 07 Sep 2004 at 11:03 pm

    You guys are soooooooo hurtful to the cute little gerbil. I’m going to report this Joe Cartoon to the autorities for animated animal abuse……
    oh, and Joe can ssssssssssssssssuck my balls.

  11. # Killer Cheetoon 07 Sep 2004 at 11:06 pm

    What the hell!!!! Shut that homo up for cryin’ out loud!!! Nobody cares who gets hurt. It’s funny and thats all that matters.

    JOE CARTOON ROCKS!!!!!^_^

  12. # fatbastardwomanon 08 Sep 2004 at 8:02 pm

    Joe is ssssoooo sexy. He make me so horny, me love him long time. He makes my man boobs feel good and he makes me jerk off in the bathroom

    Cheesy Doodles Rule!!!!!!! ^_^
    / \
    U

  13. # Porno Manon 08 Sep 2004 at 8:06 pm

    Im horny.

    uiyeliergiuehrtgiuehihewfpuiwheriuwehighojefj

    That was my dildo typing.

    i was wondering if joe knows where to find naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan

  14. # pornowomanon 08 Sep 2004 at 8:14 pm

    I was just wandering if joe would like to see naked pictures of me.I’m a horny beotch.

    dildo saggins rulessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. # Samanthaon 04 Apr 2005 at 1:11 pm

    Just a couple questions on two lines of the song:

    Instead of “All this ass,” I thought it was “Oh, this ass” (not that important), and the “Everything inside,” I thought was “Everything in sight” (meaning that he will kill everything in sight.. “inside” is a bit confusing, at least for me).

    Just a couple suggestions. :-*

  17. # Lindaon 05 Dec 2005 at 11:36 am

    To the person who posted a comment that said,
    “You Perves” … I would have approved that if you had left a valid email address. But, because of the spam bots, alas, I cannot. But, your comment is right here in this comment and I thank you for pointing out our pervertedness.

    Samantha - I figured if the details were that important, I would have received an email or comment from Joe by now. Thanks for you input though.

  18. # codyjones(#1 joe of all time) who's your daddyon 27 Jan 2006 at 7:22 pm

    FELL THE AWSOME POWER OF CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

  19. # shinraion 15 Feb 2006 at 8:55 am

    can sb gimme the link to dl the gerbil version of “sounds of silence”??

  20. # David D. Davidsonon 15 Oct 2009 at 1:06 am

    I lol’d so hard when i first heard the Donkeybong Song. But a bit off topic here, what did you guys think of TWFT?

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